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Once your nails get to a certain length the NLA (National Lesbian Association) will come inspect your nails, if they find that the nails are at a dangerous length and may cause injury to an innocent vagina, they will revoke your lesbian card and you must wait six months before you can reapply.
The NLA take nail length seriously.
Although it is important to note that longer nails can, in fact, be hazardous to your partner.
Knicks and scratches from long nails can expose the vaginal tissue to infection and open cuts are pathways to a host of blood-borne pathogens.
If you DO prefer to keep your nails long, it’s not a bad idea to invest in a box of disposable latex gloves (the surgical kind) and some cotton wool or even makeup removing pads. Tissue or toilet paper will work in a pinch.
Cut the wool/pads up, tuck them into the fingertips of the gloves and then slide your hand in as usual. The padding in the tips keeps your nails from cutting your partner, and the glove provides a barrier method!
And of course, gloves (and dental dams!!) are just a good idea regardless. Lesbians can catch an STI same as anyone else.
In all serious, once I slept with a very beautiful, charming and smart woman. She had long nails, I was drunk and on illicits. The next morning I woke up and my underwear were soaked in blood and peeing hurt more than any UTI I had ever had. When I got home, I pulled out the hand mirror and she had literally shredded my labia. The doctor took one look at it and said “ouch”. I could not even move for a week. Trim your nails ladies.
I love how my post has evolved lol